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2. How do you say it? AM IN A BOX MORGAN, shouting helps with the understanding.
3. Why did your parents decide to name you this? They are cruel cruel troll people and told me that bullying was character building.
4. What other names were they considering? Omar, Adam, Bilal, Sayf......i think they wanted a boy.
5. Were you born first, middle or last? First unfortunately although no doubt thought about last,because i wasn't a boy.
6. When is your birthday? The 1st Of June, same as Jason Donavon, bet he is happy he is a boy.
1. Who are your best friends? Real : Stuart,Emma,Charon. Imaginary : Basil, Dave and Cecil.
2. Do you tell your best friends everything or do you keep things from them? I keep things from them, including things like their mail, their dinners and general property type things i can steal along the way.
4. Do friends come before family? Depends who is bringing round food.
5. Do most of your friends go to your school? No. All my friends graduated years ago. They keep me here until i learn something.
6. Do you have more friends or more acquaintances? Why?
7. Who’s the person you’ve stayed friends with the longest? Dave he has haunted my home for years. He is also a horse.
8. Does your best girlfriend come before your boyfriend? I am married so i hope not.If my husband hears i have both a best girlfriend and a boyfriend he will go static!!!!
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